I would love to hear stories about your first love or your first date. Mine was aged nine and the object of my desire was Theresa Jones.
Archive for the ‘Dating Quotes and Fun’ Category
Thomas Moore quote
I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art.
Oh boy! Dating mistake #5
You look like your photograph was taken with a box brownie = your photo doesn’t do you any justice
Oh Boy. Dating mistake #4
You look like a ringer stood in for your photograph = your photo doesn’t do you any justice at all
Oh boy! Dating mistake #3
Apart from having a pulse we have nothing in common at all = We have absolutely nothing in common at all = My, what a different life to mine you have been leading
Oh boy! Dating mistake #2
You are boring me to distraction = Excuse my yawning. I had trouble sllepin what with the excitement of meeting you.
Oh boy! Dating mistake #1
I really want to get away before I fall asleep = Wow! look how late it is and I have an early morning start at the charity shop
Gobbledygook but great fun
Take a serious article. Translate it into French using Babelfish and then translate back to English. The result is usually preety amusing. At least I think so!
Cary Grant, Hugh Grant, Marilyn Monroe, and Julie Roberts, that all do have in common? (Independently of two d’ between them having died)! They are all fabulous /were and [...]
Silent Treatment!
It was a Friday evening and John and his wife, Bella, had just gotten into their fouth argument of the day and both were now giving each other the “silent treatment,” vowing not to be the first one to speak.
However, at bedtime, John realized that he would need his missus, who always awoke at 4:30am [...]
Dating, reading between the lines.
It’s up to you whether you accurately describe yourself. A lot of people dont hence -
“Slighty (massively) overweight guy 55 years (65) old and with a love of the outdoors (fetching the paper) seeks lady (slut) of similar age (hopefully 25 years old) for friendship (sex) and outings (darts at the pub). Sorry, no [...]
